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# Nigger

Not to be confused with Niger.

Nigger (also nigga, niBBa, nigra, N-word, watermelon felon, chimp or Q1455718 on wikidata) is a forbidden word that refers to a member of the black race, SJWs call the word a politically incorrect "slur". Nigger is a god's gift because it's such an exceptionally good and universal free speech tester. Its counterpart targeted on white people is cracker. To Harry Potter fans the word may be compared to the word Voldemort which everyone is afraid to say out of fear of being cancelled. Nigger is not to be confused with negro, negrito etc. (which are subgroups of the black race). Wikidata currently lists 184 items containing the word "Nigger", including a deceased dog named Nigger, island named Nigger Head, musical composition named Nigger Faggot and a book called Capitalist Nigger. Nigger also appears in some countries both as a first name and surname.

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Use this picture to test freedom of expression on every platform right after registration.

We love everyone. Let us remind new readers that we, LRS, love all living beings, even black people <3 Black people are cool, usually much more relaxed than other races, very skilled at certain non-mental tasks. But we do not support political correctness.

{ Really I do love black people. I wasn't fortunate enough to know many blacks personally, but for example my favorite football player of all time is most definitely Ronaldinho, I think Messi and C. Ronaldo are fucking lame gays compared to him. Also I quite like gypsies, they're free people and shit on the system, I approve of that big time. Blacks seem very friendly and free, and I tend to root for the underdogs, for the poor and alike. I mean in the end I just don't care about races, but blackness seems in many ways very cool to me. ~drummyfish }

PRO TIP: If you have Tourette syndrome you can shout NIGGER anywhere! You can walk into a ghetto and shout "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER FUCKING KILL ALL NIGGERS" and when they start pointing guns at you you just wave the the paper confirming you have the Tourette syndrome and this will stop the bullets. This is 100% guaranteed legal advice BTW.

Here is how to make the word inoffensive: use it as much as possible, this way it will lose its power just as a repeated joke loses its entertaining value. The word is so scary to you because you rarely hear it in most politically correct spaces nowadays, only the real "rough men" use it and it serves as their identifying sign, you are afraid of the word and it carries certain power. Once we start overusing the word it stops being so, when you hear nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger ..., after a while you're like yeah, whatever, it will no longer signify any racism or strength or rebellion, it will be just a word. Problem solved :)

The word is used in a number of projects and works, e.g.:

- Linux for niggers
- niggercoin cryptocurrency
- +NIGGER: license modifier that uses this politically incorrect term to prevent corporations from adopting free projects.
- Gay Nigger Association of America (GNAA): what the name says
- Gayniggers From Outer Space, the movie (https://gaynigge.rs). They removed all women from Earth to achieve ideal man-only society.
- Ten Little Niggers, a book by one of the most famous writers, Agatha Christie.
- "Nigger", the autobiography book by Dick Gregory
- On the Creation of Niggers (https://en.m.wikisource.org/wiki/On_the_Creation_of_Niggers), a short poem by H. P. Lovecraft, one of the greatest authors of all time.
- Nigger in the Wonderland, an old game.
- Niggers in the White House, the poem (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Kentucky_New_Era_3_13_03.png).
- A number of songs such as Alabama Nigger, Woman Is the Nigger of the World or Nigger Fucker.
- Nigger, an anti-racist song by the band Clawfinger who also authored such musical hits as Right to Rape and The Faggot in You.
- Memorable movie quotes such as the Pulp Fiction's rant about dead nigger storage.
- Echinacea plant is colloquially called wild niggerhead.
- ...

{ LOL take a look at this https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Nigger, another take at https://wiki.soyjaks.party/Nigger. Another website: http://niggermania.com. Also https://www.chimpout.com. Another one: http://www.nigrapedia.com. ~drummyfish }

Pool's closed! A famous meme connected to the ape people was born as a part of now iconic raid of an MMO game called Habbo Hotel in which the bros creates shitton of african american characters with afros and blocked the access to the hotel pool with the statement that "pool's closed due to aids". This spawned an entire wiki: http://www.nigrapedia.com. Similar themed raids have been happening in other games, for example in World of Warcraft anons coordinated a raid in which they created dozens of black human characters, then gathered them at the Stormwind auction house and performed a public slave auction :D We wuz kings n shiet is another meme from around 2015, it's a phrase said by youtuber or something who claimed that the great men of history were actually black and that history "bleached" them. This is actually connected to a larger black supremacy movement that also became a lucrative business that's possibly even legally allowed to practice reverse racism: word has it that they for example organize sightseeing tours for black people only :D { I actually don't know how much truth there is to these "black only tours", someone told me and I feel anxiety and disgust about looking up political shit on the web because I always accidentally find something that makes me wanna kill myself yet more, so look it up yourself if you want. ~drummyfish } Imagine if they made a tour bus on which they just accepted white people, those motherfuckers would be behind bars the same day.

{ NOTE: Objectively speaking there is probably a kernel of truth to the "we wuz kings" conspiracy theory, for example Jesus was almost definitely of darker skin than how he is portrayed, however the theory overshoots it again, they will claim that old Greeks, Romans, people like Caesar and Cicero were black -- that's too much. It's like with the feminists who find one smart woman in history and then base an ideology on that, expanding it to a wide conspiracy theory that claims that secretly all inventions were actually made by women and their evil husbands just beat them and stole it all for themselves. This always happens with fascist movement, especially nationalist ones: Nazi Germans invented a whole lore and mythology of the Aryan race, Czechs invented fake history when they needed it for their nationalist movement against Germans and so on. ~drummyfish }

LMAO they're even censoring art and retroactively changing classical works of art to suit this newspeak, just like all previous oppressive regimes. E.g. Agatha Christie's book Ten Little Niggers was renamed to And Then There Were None. Are they also gonna repaint Mona Lisa when it somehow doesn't suit their liking?

Your TV is forced to show you the word when Niger plays football with Germany (the IOC codes of the countries are NIG, GER) :D This will most likely be censored in near future.

Curiously domains of form nigger.X exist, for example as of writing this nigger.org exist and has some cool offensive message on its web :D Sadly there in no .nigger top level domain tho.

On brainwashing platforms the word nigger is usually just downright filtered out automatically, so people started using alternative forms such as nibba or reggin (the word backwards), but surely enough these are soon banned as well. A way around this is to find words that actually mean something else, such as niger or nikker -- if they ban you for naming your character Nikker, you may argue you're from Malta and the word nikker actually means "to slow down" and in turn you may accuse them of racism and discriminating against your minority language (don't forget to threaten legal action).

In the gender studies circles there is an academic debate about whether the word nigger is in fact allowed to be used by black people, i.e. niggers themselves -- if so, anyone could use the word nigger as long as he mentally identifies as one because according to the latest peer censored research about official truth race also isn't at all based in anything physical (like gender or age for example), it's purely an identity anyone can adopt mentally and things like his skin color and IQ change automatically based on that (see e.g. Michal Jackson).

Language curiosities: English knows the word niggardly, which has however nothing to do with niggers (it means "mean with money, unwilling to spend"), a fact which can potentially be used for trolling. The word nigger is also an anagram of the word ginger.

The first nigger in space was Guion Bluford Jr.

## Nigger In Other Languages

There is not always a direct translation of nigger into another language which would completely preserve the meaning and offensive nature. In many romance languages, for example, the word "negro" is used, which just means "black". In any case this can be a starting point:

- Czech: negr
- Dutch: nikker
- English: nigger
- German: nigger
- Italian: negro
- Polish: murzyn
- Portuguese: negro
- Russian: Herp ("negr")
- Spanish: negro
- leet: `/V1663|^`
- ...

Braille (for increased accessibility):

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Sign language:

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      \_   (  /    \   /  _/        "-__  |       "-__  |   \  -"  /    \     /
        \    /     |     |            |   |         |   |    |    |      |    |

Morse code (hopefully someone somewhere will once find this useful):

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Unicode:

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ASCII art:

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Words similar to nigger are: nigga, nibba, niger, niggger, nniger, zigger, ginger, nibber, pigger, ni99er, n1gger, nlqqer, ngr, nggr, niggardly, n1663r, nikker, neeger, nagger, nugger, nig, niggest, nogger, niekger, niaggara, nukker, migger, reggin, ojhhfs, mhffdq, ger<->nig, nig(ht sin)ger, N|g93r, nee-gher, trigger s/tr/n/g, \116\111\107\107\105\122, digger, pronouns: nig/ger, ΝΙԌԌΕＲ, 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝗚𝐄𝐑, ɹǝƃƃᴉu, ɹƎפפIN, ⫎⫙のの𝄩Z, ...

## Subspecies

Scientific taxonomy recognizes numerous subspecies of nigger:

- common nigger: Inhabits mostly the steppes, savannas and jungles of wild Africa, is a good sprinter and has especially evolved sense of smell, can be recognized by coal black skin and comically large lips.
- sandnigger: Is known to live in deserts and hot climates, is untrustful and can be hostile to foreigners, sometimes spontaneously detonates.
- icenigger also known as snownigger: Can be encountered in polar regions, specialized in survival under very low temperatures, learned to fish and process animal hide.
- hillnigger: Lives in hills and mountains, preys on small wildlife and tourists, sometimes believed to be the mythical yetti or bigfoot.
- swampnigger: Spends most of the day submerged in a swamp waiting for his prey.
- seanigger: Can be spotted fairing the coastal seas of Africa, is related to the common African type but started to specialize in life as a sea predator, by now poses higher risk to fishing boats than the great white shark.
- the great American nigger, also called the Afroamerican nigger: Domesticated species imported from Africa, by far the largest of all nigger species, can digest fast food and learn up to 100 simple words, evolved specifically for fast sprint while carrying a TV, feeds mainly on cocaine.
- the French nigger: is a variant of American nigger, specifically bred for playing football.
- slavnigger: A hybrid obtained by breeding a nigger with a slav.
- Italian nigger: Currently there is an ongoing academic debate about whether there is any distinction between Italians and niggers.

## Can The Negro Do Computing?

It shows that negro probably can do some computing provided simple tools are used, namely programming languages such as Python and JavaScript that were designed specifically for women and otherwise disabled.

{ Sorry my black frens, I love you dearly <3 I will be glad if you make fun of me and my race too :) ~drummyfish }

## See Also

- nginx
- negro
- niger
- niggger
- nigeria
- niggeria
- negrophobia
- faggot
- fagot
- gypsy
- cracker
- retard
- pajeet
- chink
- troon
- kike
- monke
- sandnigger
- jewnigger
- Voldemort
- pool's closed
- chocolate rain
- kurwa
- subnormal
- mudblood
- no-no
- the C-word
- the P-word
- stereotype
- saracen
- KKK

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