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# LRS Dictionary

{ Most of these I just heard/read somewhere, e.g. 4chan, Jargon File or from RMS, some I made myself. Huge thanks goes to Wiktionary for providing a very detailed, comprehensive list of ethnic slurs and derogatory/offensive terms. ~drummyfish }

{ Also sorry some are cringe, I just put everything here, pick what you like. ~drummyfish }

mainstream | correct/cooler/funnier
--- | ---
academia | academentia
African | African't, Africunt, Africoon
Afroamerican | nigger, negro
Amazon | Scamazon
Amazon Kindle | Amazon Swindle
American | Americunt, AmeriKKKunt, Amerifag, Ameritard, Yankee, Ameridiot, American't
American football | handegg
anime | tranime, animeme
Apple user | iToddler, iDiot, iPhag
Arch | Arse
AI | gAI, artificial stupidity, artificial inelegance
Asperger's syndrome | assburger, asspie, asparagus
assertiveness | assholism
autistic | acoustic, retarded
average citizen | normie, normalfag, bloatoddler, NPC, muggle, retard, ...
Bill Gates | Bill Gayte$
black | nigger
blackbox | niggerbox
Blender | Blunder
Brave browser | Slave browser
Brazilian | Brownzilian
business model | rape strategy
busybox | pussybox
censorship | censorshit
CEO | capitalist evil oppressor
China | Chinkland
cloud computing | clown computing
cloudflare | cuckflare, clownflare, crimeflare
code of conduct (COC) | code of coercion, code of censorship, COCK
comun | coomun { One friend suggested this :D ~drummyfish }
consume | consoom (see also coom)
content creator | digital clown
content delivery network | censorship delivery network
control | controll
copyright | copywrong, copyrestriction, copyrape
CSS | cascading stylish shit
C++ | crippled C, C--, C卐卐, C👎👎
DIY | don't injure yourself
Debian | Lesbian
democracy | demoncracy, democrazy, demoKKKracy
dealership | stealership
demonetization | demonization, demonification
disclaimer | disc lamer
digital garden | digital swamp
digital rights management (DRM) | digital restrictions management
Discord | Discunt
docker | cocker? bloater?
DuskOS | DuckOS, DustOS
EA | electronic AIDS, egoistic assholes
eathlete | progamer
economy | money religion
"education" | edjewcation
Elon Musk | E-loan Must? Elonged Mast? Felon Max
encryption | bloatcryption
entrepreneur | murderer
esports | progaming
Facebook user | zucker, used
fair trade | fair rape
feminism | feminazism, femifascism
Firefox | Furryfox
floating point | bloating point
gaming | gayming
GaymeBoy | GayBoy
geek | retard
German | Germ, Deutschbag
Germany | Hitlerland
global warming | global heating
Google | Goolag, Jewgle
Gmail | Gfail
GNU | GNUts, GNU's not usable, Gigantic and Nasty but Unavoidable, GOON, GNO
Grokipedia | Muskpedia, Elonpedia
Hyperbola | Hyperbloat
identity | pose
Immanuel Kant | Immanuel Cunt, Immanuel Can't (sorry, just too obvious :D)
incest | wincest
influencer | manipulator, brainwasher, propagandist
Intel | Incel
interactive | hyperactive
internet | interNEET
Internet Explorer | Internet Exploder, Internet Exploiter
Internet of things | Internet of stinks/stings
iPad | iBad, iSad
iPhone | spyPhone
Israel | Israhell, Pissrael, Isn'treal
Italy | Shitaly
JavaScript | HitlerScript, JavaShit, JavaScripple
job/work/carreer | slavery
knowledge graph | schizo graph (thanks Ramon :D)
Korea | Samsung Republic
"left" | pseudoleft, SJW
LGBT | FGTS, TTTT, LGBTQ卐, LGBTWTF, LGBTQHIV+, gaystapo, gaytards, fagscists
liberal | libtard
LibreQuake | TroonQuake
"Linux" | GNU, lunix, loonix, LGBTinux
logic gate | logic gayte
Macintosh | Macintoy, Macintra$h, Maggotbox
Microsoft | Macro$hit, Macro$uck, Microslop
microtransaction | microtheft
Minecraft | Minecrap, Minetest
moderation | censorship
modern | malicious, shitty
Mr. Beast | Mr. Breast
Muslim | Mudslime, carpet kisser, Allah snackbar
.NET | .NEET
Netflix | Wokeflix, NEETflix
network | notwork
neurodivergent | retarded, subnormal, neuroretarded, neurotarded, neurorainbow
neurotypical | typical retard
New York | Jew York
NFS | nightmare file system
Niger | Nigger
Nigeria | Niggeria
Nintendo | Nintendont
NPOV | normie/NPC point of view
NSA | national spying agency
null hypothesis significance test | null ritual
NVidia | NoVidya
object oriented programming (OOP) | object obsessed programming, POO
object oriented | objectfuscated
objective C | objectionable C
openbsd | openbased
open source | open bloat
peer-reviewed | peer-censored
"person" | man, p-word, faggot
Photoshopped | GIMPed
piracy | grand theft software
PlayStation | GayStation
plug and play | plug and pray
political correctness | political cowardice
popularization | retardization
proprietary service | disservice
proof of work | proof of waste, planet heater, C02 increaser
pseudo 3D | primitive 3D
remaster(ed) | disaster(ed)
republican | republiKKKan
"society" | soyciety
"socialism" | soycialism
school | indoctrination center
Singapore | Singapoor
"science" | soyence
soccer | football
software as a service (SAAS) | service as a software substitute (SAASS)
Steve Jobs | Steve Jewbs
streamer | screamer
subscription | microrape
suckless | suckass
Sweden | SJWeden
systemd | shitstemd, soystemd
Thinkpad | Stinkpad, Thinknot
TikTok | ShitTok
"to google" | look up, search, find
tumblr | dumblr
Twitter | titter, twatter, shitter
Ubuntu | Ucuntu
Unicode | Unicorn
union | jewnion
United States of America | United Shitholes of A., burgerland, U.S.gay, Jewnited States of A., AmeriKKKa
user (of a proprietary system) | used, lusr
using JavaScript | JavaScrippled
voice assistant | personal spy agent
wayland | whyland
webassembly | weebassembly
website | webshite
Wikipedia | Wokepedia, Dickipedia
Wikipedian | wikipedo
Windows | Winshit, Windoze, Binbows, Winbloat, Losedows, Backdoors? :D Widows?
woke | ewok
woman | femoid, womeme
work | slavery
world wide web | world wide wait
YouTube | JewTube, ThemTube

Words you should use often include: abomination, crazy, cretin, faggot, fat, femoid, idiot, imbecile, insane, landwhale, moron, nigger, retard, subhuman, ugly.

## See Also

- acronyms
- newspeak
- shitword
- euphemism
- political correctness

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