@keyframes bug
{
  30%
  {
    font-family: monospace;
    margin-left: 5px;
  }
}

@keyframes blink
{
  50%
  {
    color: red;
  }
}

body
{
  overflow-x: hidden;
  width: 640px;
  margin: 50px auto;
  box-shadow: 1px 1px 75px black;
  padding: 70px;
  font-family: sans-serif;
  scroll-behavior: smooth;
  cursor: not-allowed;
  border-radius: 5px;
}

p, li
{
  line-height: 2.5;
  font-size: 20px;
  margin: 60px 10px;
}

ul
{
  list-style-type: "￼";
}

strong
{
  animation: bug 2s step-start infinite;
}

em
{
  animation: bug 5s step-start infinite;
}

h3
{
  animation: bug 3s step-end infinite;
}

h2::after
{
  content: "���";
}

p::selection, .code::selection, a::selection, pre::selection, table::selection, b::selection, i::selection
{
  background-color: none;
}

h1:first-of-type::before
{
  content: "Neurodivergent Wiki Daily";
  display: block;
  font-size: 40px;
  background-image: none;
  font-family: serif;
}

h1:first-of-type
{
  font-size: 0;
  width: 100%;
  height: 60px;
  background-image: none;
}

h1
{
  font-size: 75px;
}

h2
{
  font-size: 50px;
}

h3
{
  font-size: 45px;
}

em, h1, h2, h3::before
{
  display: inline;
  background-image: url('https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/85/Throbber_allbackgrounds_circledots_32.gif');
  background-repeat: no-repeat;
  width: 32px;
  height: 32px;
}

h1, h2, h3
{
  font-family: serif;
}

.nav a
{
  text-decoration: none;
  line-height: 3;
}

.nav a:hover
{
  font-weight: bold;
}

hr:last-of-type::after
{
  content: "Author has graduated and has over 80 years experience with CSS."
}

table
{
  width: 100%;
  border-collapse: collapse;
}

table, th, tr, td
{
  border: 1px dotted #aaa;
  padding: 20px;
  text-align: center;
  font-size: 25px;
}

a
{
  text-decoration: none;
  border-bottom: 1px solid blue;
}

a::after
{
  content: "🔗";
}

li
{
  margin: 10px 0 10px 50px;
}

hr
{
  border-top:none;
  border-right:none;
  border-left:none;
  border-bottom: 1px solid #ccc;
}

hr:first-of-type::before
{
  content: "✉ [1354 NEW MESSAGES]";
  text-align: right;
  color: green;
  font-weight: bold;
  display: block;
  width: 95%;
  padding: 10px;
  animation: blink 0.5s linear infinite;
  cursor: pointer;
}

.nav::before
{
  animation: blink 2s linear infinite;
  position: fixed;
  display: block;
  padding: 30px;
  text-align: center;
  font-weight: bold;
  font-size: 28px;
  content: "Checking you are human...";
  background-image: url('https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e7/Anime_girl_publicdomainq.png/250px-Anime_girl_publicdomainq.png');
  background-position: center;
  background-repeat: no-repeat;
  background-size: contain;
  width: 25%;
  height: 25%;
  left: 37.5%;
  background-color: #ccc;
  box-shadow: 1px 1px 50px black;
  border-radius: 10px;
  border: 4px solid blue;
  text-shadow: 1px 1px 5px gray;
  z-index: 1000;
}

.nav::after
{
  animation: blink 1s linear infinite;
  font-weight: bold;
  font-size: 30px;
  position: fixed;
  content: "LIVE NOW!!!!";
  padding: 10px;
  display: block;
  width: 390px;
  height: 290px;
  right: 0;
  bottom: 0;
  background-color: red;
  background-image: url('https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/66/Italy_sweden_wms_hockey_turin_hit.gif?20060214095857');
  cursor: pointer;
  z-index: 999;
}

pre
{
  background-color: black;
  color: green;
  border-radius: 15px;
  box-shadow: 5px 5px 10px green;
  text-shadow: 0 0 2px white;
  padding: 20px;
}

pre::before, .code::before
{
  content: "💻";
}

.dead
{
  color: red;
}

p::after
{
  display: block;
  margin: 20px auto;
  background-position: center;
  width: 100%;
  height: 0;
  background-size: contain;
  background-repeat: no-repeat;
  cursor: pointer;
  font-weight: bold;
  font-size: 20px;
  color: red;
  box-shadow: 2px 2px 8px gray;
  padding: 5px 15px;
}

p:nth-of-type(2)::after, p:nth-of-type(6)::after, p:nth-of-type(11)::after
{
  content: "(sponsored)";
  background-image: url('https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6b/Shitpress_pro_parody.png/640px-Shitpress_pro_parody.png');
  height: 400px;
}

p:nth-of-type(3)::after, p:nth-of-type(9)::after
{
  content: "HOLD ON! Not a subscriber yet? Register now!";
  text-align: center;
  animation: blink 3s linear infinite;
  font-size: 40px;
  color: blue;
  height: 210px;
}

p:nth-of-type(4)
{
  filter: blur(4px);
}
