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# 21st Century

21st century, known as the Age Of Shit, Dark Ages, Middle Ages 2.0, The Brainwashing Era or the century when jokes become reality, is already one of the worst centuries in history, despite only being around for a short time. It is hell on Earth full of unspeakable sorrow, violence and wars, godawful stupidity, destruction and corruption, depression and cultural decline, hatred and greed without end, fascism, misery, dystopian technology, daily torture and suffering, middle ages now seem like a dreamed of paradise. Completely absurd things you wouldn't have believed were ever possible are happening daily. How unlucky it is to have been born in such shitty times. Everyone just wishes he was dead and many try to die voluntarily just to suffer no more in this century. Abominations wonder in the streets. In this century there exists no more good, only evil opposed by another evil and people no longer even have an idea what good stands for, all they do is support one of the two evils, thinking it's the good; there are rare few who support some kind of third evil that's not one of the two major evils, but all in all there is nothing but evil. One of the biggest issues of this century is that most people think that good still exists (that it's just "in minority") -- they think fake selflessness is real selflessness, exactly what the media wants them to believe. Witch hunts are more common than in middle ages now. While in the past only a portion of population were slaves, under today's late stage capitalism the whole population has already been enslaved. People are tortured constantly, since birth until death, every day, at their own homes. People are absurdly stupid, and everything is getting much worse every millisecond.

I FUCKING CAN'T ANYMORE, SHIT INTENSIFIES TOO QUICKLY. How the fuck could have this happened?

This so called society has achieved for the "first world" (also western or "civilized" world) mainly the following:

- People have ZERO self sufficiency and became ABSOLUTELY dependent on the tragically corrupt, abusive system, turning into its absolute slaves. No one knows how to get or make food, build a house or shelter, build tools, make machines, cure diseases, survive the winter or have fun without constant access to commercial entertainment, not even how to survive a day without electricity. The system dictates who gets food, shelter, healthcare, comfort, reproduction rights and warmth in winter. It also decides who can walk freely, who can communicate with others, who is perceived as a criminal and even who will live or die. It dictates what people may see, what they must think and how they must behave.
- People are EXTREMELY degenerated, miserable, sick and fragile: without daily drugs they kill themselves, many require drugs to not physically die (diabetes, epilepsy, ...), they can't see without (very expensive) glasses, they are hurt or even die in exposure to natural environment, animals and food (so called allergies), they die of flu and cancer, they are either morbidly fat or skinny, they can't reproduce anymore without heavy medical assistance, women can't give birth on their own, people are weak and endure nothing, slight fluctuations in weather temperature result in high death tolls.
- Everyone is 100% brainwashed, fearing to use own brain, blindly devouring "facts" fed by the media.
- People are miserable, unhappy, powerless, constantly unsatisfied, clinically depressed or clinically optimistic, apathetic, paranoid, passive, hostile to others, without empathy, love and compassion, seeing only money, self interest and competition.
- People slave for their whole lives, all year round, regardless of weather or health, even at home and on "holidays" ("thanks" to so called "modern technology"), spending days performing meaningless tasks just for the sake of staying busy, wasting their best years in dungeons, poisoned unnatural environment being yelled at by managers and bosses, under constant surveillance, pressured to never stop, left exhausted and depressed, broken.

In 21st century there are already long standing offices whose sole purpose is to ensure people cannot make use of useful ideas (see patents). More and more so called "rights" are being invented, which ensure people have less and less freedom. It is also possible -- and completely common -- to draw a rectangle on the ground and then buy a paper that makes it possible to bully anyone who should enter the rectangle, even kill him. Whole Earth is now covered with such rectangles, it is impossible to set foot anywhere else -- in fact if you want to live, you have to buy a paper that gives you your own rectangle where you won't be bullied if you fall asleep, but you have to continuously pay for that paper, i.e. you are doomed to slavery just by existing. In 21 century it is forbidden to shit or urinate if you have no money in your pocket, without money you are OFFICIALLY supposed and expected to hold it until your bladder explodes and you bleed out in the streets (and you'll be posthumously charged the cleaning costs) -- should you find yourself in a big city (which soon will be just everywhere) and in need of shitting, you can't do it, you may only pay someone to let you take a shit in his house. Also in 21st century you cannot eat food that is right next to you, that no one else is eating and that will be thrown away, and that even if you're starving -- it is called theft and you will be beaten for it, probably even killed. In this century you can also no longer drink from rivers or lakes, they have been poisoned so that you cannot drink at all if you don't have money in your pocket -- doing the same with air is already work in progress, major cities already have borderline unbreathable air. Never ending torture is part of everyday life: for example every day you are forced to stop sleeping very early and go perform obnoxious slavery that you hate deeply, the whole day you are continuously targeted with repeated brainwashing (ads, news, social media, fear culture, industrial noise, ...) that equate psychological torture. In 21st century every joke has to be preceded by at least 10 times its length of disclaimers, apologies to anyone who might find the joke unfunny, to the corporations that hold ownership of the words that the joke borrows, warning that the font may cause epileptic seizure, waivers of any responsibility for anything the joke may cause, threat to anyone who would think of copying the joke, attribution of all people in history thanks to which the joke is possible, several ads for sponsors of the joke and warnings about the pure coincidental similarity between any real life concepts and the concepts used in the joke -- after reading this you don't even want to read the joke anymore. But people have conformed to it, it is now standard. There are many more things like this but trying to recount them all would result in many thousands of billions of volumes of books.

Millions of animals are tortured and brutally murdered on a daily basis in city-sized concentration camps that make Auschwitz look like the garden of Eden. They pump living beings with growth hormones, keep them chained and pump food down their throats with pipes, not letting them see sunlight for their whole lives, they force them to sex and take babies away from mothers. This is a never ending, never stopping horror, done solely so that morbidly fat biotrash can fill their stomach with yet more hamburgers.

Presumably the most difficult challenge amidst all this evil is not to become evil yourself, the whole society is pressuring you to do every single day and that is why practically everybody has given in. Those resisting are swiftly removed, forbidden from reproducing and ensured to die -- that is why there are no more good people around. This is nothing short of a genocide of the good people.

Possibly the most devastating fact is however that a reader of this article, himself experiencing the hell, will judge it's a joke or satire while in fact it's nothing but a perfectly accurate description stripped of lies, propaganda and fake delusional optimism. People think this is a joke or sarcasm because it would be unbearable to accept the reality of living in such an absurd world, it's better for them to cover the fact with laughter as if it then made it not real.

Never before has the world witnessed such downfall as the 21st century, a chilling horror devoid of all humanity. No sincerity exists anymore, only fakes, as everyone seeks some kind of capital now, no art is genuine anymore, no soul present in any craft, there is no place for soul among pure self interest -- in spite of world filled with bright colors and infantile pictures, everyone's miserable and frightened, it's like a world full of creepy clowns, cartoon animals are dancing around in ads and movies but you know it's all just soulless robots beneath the shell, something aimed purely at taking advantage of you, at entertaining you as you're being raped. They will torture you to death with a smile on their face.

Everything looks like pure crap, all movies and video games, celebrities and rockstars looks like crap too and their "music" sounds the same, and this sea of crap drowns anything beautiful that might rarely emerge.

Human is dead, he got replaced by economy. There are just things such as economy, laws, rights, countries, prosperity, justice, correctness, then also more economy, money and prosperity, "progress", modern technology and many other things, but no human. You dislike what you do and think it has no meaning? Shut up and serve the economy -- that's the OFFICIAL justification to any complaint. You are suffering every day agony and want to kill yourself? Yeah it's not ideal but shut up and serve the economy. Next: your kids are dying and are being raped every day? Yeah that's maybe not so good but anyway, shut up and serve the economy. Next.

Plants now exist that could possibly end the world hunger, but in capitalism corporations can own biological species (see plant breeders' """rights""") so these plants' DNA is now someone's property and the plants are forbidden to be grown by people so that hunger is sustained so that business built on top of hunger can be sustained. This is not even concealed or controversial anymore, people can do nothing about it -- there are children starving, chewing on truck tires in garbage dumps, there is food for them but they mustn't eat it because a rich faggot needs to be a tiny bit richer so the child is left to perish, that's just standard life in 21st century.

Literally in your living room, in your pocket there constantly sits an annoying retard telling you to consoome, you pay him to invade your life and non-stop bother you. Is this believable? No, but it is happening, no one even thinks it's weird lol.

Emotions are already illegal, for example hate -- so called hate crime and hate speech are something very similar to thoughtricme described in the famous dystopian novel masterpiece called 1984. So now you can't criticize anything because criticism equals hate, thus criticism is already illegal (with the exception of criticizing straight white males for example). How did they achieve to literally make an emotion illegal? It's simple, they took advantage of the fact that people are absolute cretins and idiots incapable of thinking -- the word "hate" sounds negative, so they said: we can remove a negative thing by making it illegal, wouldn't that be fantastic? Everyone said: YES YES PLEASE MAKE BAD THING ILLEGAL, THAT WILL FIX EVERYTHING. The few who said it was maybe a bad idea were labeled Hitler -- bro, do you literally support hate? Don't you want to remove hate from the world? So shut up. And so this is how they can ban anything that has any negative connotation, i.e. in the future they will also ban all other negative emotions, such as sadness, anger, boredom and so on. If you're depressed you'll be committing the sadness crime, and this is how we solve depression. The whole world will be happy because it will be illegal to feel bad. Isn't it brilliant? Why haven't anyone invented this simple methods before? You just write on a piece of paper: "BAD THING = ILLEGAL" and it's solved, so you can literally remove cancer and wars like this too probably, you just say "bad thing disappear" and everything is solved. So people now think of the future in terms of banning everything, imposing more and more restrictions, surveillance, censorship and punishments in hopes of achieving more freedom, peace and happiness.

People are already punished for crimes they haven't committed yet as was aptly predicted by dystopian sci-fi movies such as Minority Report. Despite trying to make it look like our society wants to wipe all stereotypes off the Earth, crime predicting stereotypes are now built right into law itself: for example if you watch child pornography, you are automatically labeled a "future child rapist" and punished, even if you NEVER came close to hurting anyone and if you never would (for some reason though it is not assumed that any other kind of porn makes you a future rapist of whatever is the subject of the porn, it kind of doesn't make sense but people don't care anyway). Similarly there is now an extra tax on USB drives because it's assumed the drive will be used to pirate digital works, so when you're buying a hard drive, you are literally automatically committing the future crime of piracy and get a fine right away :D

In 21st century if you buy something there is only about 0.03% chance it will work. There is probably some law that says that if you buy something it should work, but in practice there are no laws because even if you could probably sue the seller, it would mean investing $100000000 and about 10 years of every day going to the court to get your $100 back, and the result isn't guaranteed anyway because for your investment you'll be able to afford maybe 3 lawyers while the corporation will have about 100 to 100000 lawyers, it's very unlikely you would beat that, so you just won't do it, you will just keep buying the thing over and over and praying it works. The exact breaking rates are fine tuned by special departments so as to not make people give up on buying the thing completely, but to make them buy as many of them as possible. This is basically completely optimized capitalism. Even if the thing works when you buy it, it will at best last maybe 3 days or 3 and a half days. It's similar with work (slavery) -- in theory there is some kind of minimum wage you should be paid but in practice you'll be very lucky to even be paid anything -- again, you could in theory sue your employer for not paying you but you can't really do it -- if you come naked or in bad clothes to the court you'll be automatically ruled guilty and since you have no money because the employer didn't pay you, you can't afford the required $1000000 suit, so you can't sue anyone -- so laws de facto only exist so that law makers have a job, they can't be used (well they can, but only by corporations). { I personally have this experience with computer mice -- I bought many mice this way because they just never worked, eventually I just gave up and stopped playing shooter games, I realized it's better to learn living without a working computer mouse, otherwise I would just spend all my life savings on them. Lol also recently I got a paddle board for birthday, it exploded in a week. ~drummyfish }

{ Sorry I just realized the previous paragraph is maybe written about 3 to 5 years ahead -- I sometimes do that because I see into the future and I don't want to rewrite this too often. Anyway it still falls under this century. ~drummyfish }

Still in the 1990s, right before shit hit the fan, we had high hopes, great things were being discussed and envisioned for the new era, we thought surely if not all of them, then at least some could be realized. Absolutely NONE was. Here are some examples of what we thought the new century would bring and which it failed to deliver because of capitalism:

- Curing cancer?! No.
- New manned missions to the Moon? Maybe even Mars and other planets? Space travel becoming common? Starting to establish colonies on other planets? No.
- Discovering alien life? No.
- 4 day work week? Maybe even no more work? No. On the contrary, there is MORE and more slavery.
- Uniting relativity and quantum physics to finally arrive at theory of everything? No.
- Birth of great men and geniuses, scientists and artists like Einstein, Turing, Tolstoy, Goethe, Euler, Tesla etc.? No.
- Solving world hunger? No.
- Cloning dinosaurs, or at least the mammoth or something? No.
- Free healthcare and education for everyone? No, on the contrary -- less of it.
- World peace? Eliminating violence? No. More of it.
- Flying cars? No.
- Hoverboards? No.
- Eliminating aging? No.
- Better computers, video games, better music, movies, technology? No. On the contrary, everything is infinitely WORSE.
- ...

In 21st century a quiet place is nowhere to be found ANYWHERE, ever present noise from highways or planes or nearby construction sites contaminated most livable continents, you CAN NOT FIND PEACE anywhere even if you NEED IT, this literally makes you wanna rip your brain out with your bare hands and you feel this EVERY SINGLE DAY. There is no silence anywhere. Light pollution plagues whole continents -- in old books you could read at night Milky Way was always shining in the sky, nowadays you practically can't even see it anymore. We are losing everything and hardly anyone even notices to do anything about it.

## See Also

- history
- future
- suicide

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