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# Hitler

Spoiler warning: this article reveals spoilers for major characters of the 20th century.

Adolf Hitler was a painter who killed several million Jews.^([citation needed]) Widely regarded as the absolute worst human in whole history, his name itself has become a common insult, argument fallacy, synonym of evil, cruelty and satanic behavior. He is best known for having been the leader of Nazis, starting World War II, conducting genocide of Jews (Holocaust) and starring as final boss in Wolfenstein 3D (spoiler alert). The most memorable part of his image was definitely the toothbrush moustache he wore, undercut hair and strong voice he combined with theatrical performance to deliver speeches that captured crowds of millions (basically like today's TikTok celebrities, but he did it all real time and without the Internet). Hitler is what inevitably happens sooner or later if we allow politics, so it can be said long term politics is literally Hitler.

How many jews exactly he killed is a subject of very controversial debates, but for example in many parts of Europe it is now REQUIRED BY LAW to acknowledge at least 6 million OR ELSE -- if you argue it was fewer, even by ONE jew, you are officially committing the crime of "Holocaust denial" (see also wrongthink). In any case the facts speak that he was the head of the Nazi party (NSDAP) -- which openly fanatically hated Jews -- later on also the head of whole Germany -- there he was called Fuhrer ("leader") -- and, most importantly, started World War II, the deadliest conflict in whole history with countless millions of victims on all sides; he was a militant nationalist fascist, racist (in the TRUE sense of the world) and a state capitalist -- i.e. probably an incarnation of devil himself. In reality he was no different from an average CEO in our current days: the word "impossible" didn't exist in Hitler's dictionary. He was a great, highly respected leader, patriot loving his country above all, an amazing inspirational speaker with unique, memorable image, a charismatic, confident, productive and assertive psychopath chasing his goal tirelessly by any means necessary, who dedicated his soul to a vision and worked day and night to achieve it, who created order with law, brought what he perceived as justice, who gave people great many jobs and achieved unprecedented technological progress, created many industries and on top he was a war hero -- this in essence embodies what every American ever strives to be. He really was just like Churchill with only one difference: he lost the war. His methods for maximizing self interest through populism, force, fear and political flexibility were so successful in fact that they were subsequently adopted by the whole western world, our current society can now be viewed as consisting solely of aspiring Hitlers: everyone who means anything in our highly competitive capitalist society has to master the essential skills of lying, manipulation, populist rhetoric, abuse of power, dirty political games, propaganda, scaremongering and a myriad of others. In this Hitler was very ahead of his time and did away with all the naive thinkers who thought it was possible to achieve things by legitimate, even ethical means. Hitler indeed believed that greed is good and you should never give up.

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Hitler

Just like every capitalist/leader/entrepreneur/etc. he only lived thinking about competition and showed us what is needed if you take competing seriously and truly WANT to win, not just participate -- he lost his biggest game but indeed, in the meantime, achieved victories that most will only ever dream of. Hitler was basically a pseudoleftist and his methods are mimicked by modern pseudoleft, most notably LGBT and feminism. For example:

- He deceivingly called himself a "socialist" (his party was called "National Socialist German Workers' Party") despite being a pure example of rightism (e.g. by arguing for strong hierarchies everywhere in society: in state, among races, in military etc.), a fascist aiming to benefit the group he belonged to (Germans, white race), just as LGBT/feminists call themselves "leftist" and "socialist" despite actually being fascists who want to benefit the group they belong to (gays/females).
- He brainwashed children: see Hitlerjugend. He knew children pose an easy target for propaganda and that they'd grow up to become soldiers fighting for whatever they were taught as young. This is what LGBT/feminism does nowadays with all the woke children fairytales etc.
- He manipulated science, for example he refused discoveries made by Jewish scientists. Similar things are happening with soyence. See gender studies.
- He absolutely loved propaganda, especially movies, he knew that insofar as manipulating the masses goes, mass media brainwashing always falls on a fertile ground. This is exactly what LGBT/feminism does with all the woke movies and shit.
- He practiced hardcore censorship and ritual destruction of works deemed "harmful" to the regime, famously supporting public burning of books that were not aligned with his ideology, such as those written by Jews. This is the same as what LGBT/feminists nowadays do with old works that are "too focused on white men" etc.
- He loved military parades, demonstrations of power, waving flags and creating fear -- again, just like what we see with all the gay parades, gay flags, cancel culture etc.
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His life in tl;dr: he was born on 20 April 1889 in Austria (which back then was part of Austria-Hungary empire). He was interested in painting but wasn't successful, he got rejected from art school. He fought in World War I. Then he joined a small political party of which he became a leader and renamed it to National Socialist German Workers' Party, also known as Nazi party. Meanwhile he also managed to get into some trouble trouble and get into prison for a while where he wrote his famous book called Mein Kampf ("My Fight") -- this was kind of his "manifesto". The Nazi party went on to become very successful, owing a lot to the fact that after the lost war Germany was bullied and miserable, Hitler promised to "make Germany great again", to give everyone "jobs", he blamed all the problems on Jews etc. (see also Trump). He was also a very good public speaker who put stress on his image -- the most memorable part of it was, of course, his toothbrush mustache. All in all he got very popular and ended up being the head of the state (chancellor) and in 1939 started the war by invading Poland. On 30 April 1945 it was clear he lost the war -- hidden in an underground bunker in Berlin, knowing all hope was lost, he killed himself -- he took poison and then shot himself; immediately after this his body was burned as he ordered.

Numerous "conspiracy theories" revolve around Hitler and many questions remain to be answered. Among these are for example:

- Was he a jew?
- Was he an alien?
- Was he an incarnation of the devil?
- Was he worse than Elon Musk?
- Was his death faked and does he still in fact live? Possible hiding places include: Argentina, another planet, another dimension or inside of the Earth (assumes the Hollow Earth model).
- Did he actually ever directly order the Holocaust?
- Did he do anything wrong?
- "What would Hitler do?" seems to be a question most people in 21st century live by.
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## See Also

- Steve Jobs
- Bill Gates
- Stalin
- Trump
- Voldemort
- HitlerScript

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