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# Drummyfish

"Next time you're considering offing yourself, go for it." --genuine reaction of normal people in Xonotic to drummyfish advocating people should love each other

{ My email is currently: drummyfish AT disroot DOT org. ~drummyfish }

Drummyfish (pronounced drummy fish, also known as tastyfish, drummy, drumy, drum my fish, smellyfish and i forcefeed my diarrhea to capitalism) is a programmer, anarchopacifist, heretic, wannabe generalist, ban speedrunner and proponent of free software/culture, who started this wiki and invented the kind of software it focuses on: less retarded software (LRS), as well as less retarded society. Besides others he has written Anarch, Licar, small3dlib, raycastlib, smallchesslib, tinyphysicsengine, SAF and comun (and some older but technologically shittier projects such as LibreMage, Steamer Duck etc.). DRUMMYFISH IS SO BOLD TO EVEN HAVE USED THE TERM PEDOPHOBIA, and not just in real life but even ON THE INTERNET -- that is right, HE USED THE TERM PEDOPHOBIA ON-THE-INTERNET and if this is not clear, he LITERALLY did use the term PEDOPHOBIA on the Internet, and if you don't believe it, read his website, it is LITERALLY, but like LITERALLLY -> LITERALLY <- IN THERE, it is not even a conspiracy theory, you can read it LITERALLY ON HIS W.E.B.S.I.T.E. He has also been creating free culture art and otherwise contributing to free software projects such as OpenMW and just various tidbits here and there (for example he invented and implemented the FISH pixelart upscaling algorithm for the mgba emulator that's now also available in ImageMagick as `fish2X` etc.); he buys and digitizes old public domain books and has been contributing with public domain art of all kind (2D, 3D, music, ...) and writings to Wikipedia (no longer cause ban), Wikimedia Commons (also banned now, despite having provided a goldmine of valuable media, for example a video that once got featured as the frontpage video of the day), opengameart (no ban yet! :D), libregamewiki, freesound and others. Drummyfish is insane/neuroretarded/subnormal, suffering from anxiety/depression/etcetc. (diagnosed avoidant personality disorder, also known as minimalist's brain damage, with paranoid-schizoid features; see also psyops) and has more than once been called a schizo, though psychiatrists didn't officially diagnose him with schizophrenia (yet). { UPDATE: now they told me I am "schizoid" cluster A or something, which according to Wikipedia is a "schizophrenia-like personality disorder". ~drummyfish } He sometimes self harms, both physically and socially. All in all, psychiatrists say he is insane but in reality he is the only sane man in the world, and that is what he suffers from. Due to spreading uncensored truth, helping and loving others and revealing corruption he is banned and censored on many places on the Internet, including Wikipedia (literally just linked to personal site from personal page), Wikimedia Commons, 4chan (made a pedo joke), GitLab (hosted this wiki lol), codeberg (because "?reasons?"), watchpeopledie.tv (made a sarcastic Nazi joke or something), many subreddits, some Xonotic and Openarena servers, "Rational"Wiki { well, probably, I just vandalized it and never came back to check lol :D ~drummyfish } etc., bans expected soon are: libregamewiki, opengameart and real life. He is also being constantly stalked by some pissed off impotent pedophobe (:D), whom he still loves by the way <3, and which drummyfish appreciates as it makes him set many ban speedrunning records and also become more self sufficient and not rely so much on the mainstream, censored platforms. Drummyfish also has no real life and is pretty retarded when it comes to leading projects or otherwise dealing with people or practical life. Drummyfish's political compass is off the charts, he once tried to take the political compass test, the computer got confused and exploded. He is also a wizard.

A LITTLE SIDE NOTE: believe it or not, there are some people who slightly dislike drummyfish, and they want you to know this: OMG HE SUPPORTS PODOPHILIA!!!111!!!!!!111 OMG GUYES IM COOMING HE SUPPORT P.E.D.O.P.H.I.L.I:A 11111!!!!.::::!!!! FOR REALZ CHECK HIS WEBSITTEEE LITERALLY GUYES ITS ON HIS WEBSIDEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S HERE HE SUPPORT PODPHILLLLLIAA PEDO PEDDDDDDDDOPHJILIIIIIIIIIAAAAA LITERALLY GHE HE ITS HE USES THE TERM PODOPHOBIA TO DISCREDIT SCUIENCE, HE SUPPORT LITERAL OPEDIOPHILIA, GUYS I WANT TO SPAM HERE THAT THAT DRUMMYFUISH SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA, DID I SAY DRUMMYFISH SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA BTW HE I SAY HE WUSUPPOERT PEDOPHILIA OPEDIOPHILIA DRUMMYFISH SUOPPPORT PEDOPHILIA AND USES THE TERM PEDOPHIOBIA AND ITS NOT EBVEN PERR REVIEWERD DID I TELL YOU DRUMMYFISH LITEREALLY SUUPPORT PEDOPHILIA ON HIS WEBSITE? GUY REALLY I AM NOT LYING PLEASE PLEASE I BEG YOU GO TERAD THIS YOU NOT GOING TO BELIEV THIS HE LITERALLY USES THE TERM PEDOPHIBIA AND USES THE SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA ON HIS WEBSITE UHE USES THE TERM PEDOPHILIA AND PEDOPHIBIA AND HE IS EVEN BAANED OB WIKIBEDIA OH NO. GIY I LTITERALLY REPAET BHE IS BAANED VEN D, EBVE, EVEN ON WIKBEADIA I CANT BELIEVE IT DGUYES HE SUPPORT PEDOGHBPIHILIA OB BNGIA IBN ON IS BEBWSITE. GHYEYS LISTEN UP, DID U TELL YU HE LITERALY SUUPOERT TZEDS BES. HE USES THE TERM PEDOPHOBIA, I REPEAT HE UISES LITERALLY THE TERM -->P<--E-->D<<---->O-->P<--H<<--O<-- -->B-->I<.--A<<- -->A<-- I CANNOT, REPEAT, I CAN NOT BELIEVE THIS, IS IT EVEN POSSIBLOE, I REPEAT I CANNOT BVELIEVE GE USES TGHE TERNM PEDOPHIOBIA. OUR CHILDREN ARE UNDER DANGER. PLEASE I REPEAT OUR CHIKLDREN ARE UNDER IMMINENT DANGER, DANGER, ---> DANGFER IS IMMINENT <--- THINK OF YOUR CHILDREN, THE PRECIOUS CHILDREN ARE UNDER DANGER, OUR CHILDS ARWE UNDER DANGER, THEY ARE ENDANGERED!!!111!!! THINK YOU NOT? MY CHILD US 7UNDER DANGGER JUST AS YOURE CHILD. THINK PLEASE, IF I DIDNT ALREADY TELL YOUU, DRUMMYFISH USES THE TERM PHEDOPHOBIA AND PEDOPHILIA, I THINK WE MUST CALL UP THE NATIONAL EMERGEBNCY. I REPEAT JUST IN CASE, HE USED THE LITERAL TERM P, E, D, O, P, H, O, fucking, B, I, A, I COUDLN'T BEKLIEVE THIS IS POSSIBLE. GUYS, I AM SHITTING. WHY U NOT LISTENING. WHY. PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS, PLEASE. PLEASE LISTEN TO ME PLEASE, GUYS IT IS IMPORTANT? PLEASE, I CANT LIVE IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO ME, THE CHILDS ARE IN DANGER, THEY ARE IN LITERAL DANGER DANGER DANGER, NATIONAL CODE EMERGENCY, PLEASE LISTEND PLEASE PLEASE You get the gist I guess.**

In addition to basically being a giant walking disorder, drummyfish is also the most physically disgusting bastard on Earth, no woman ever loved him, he is so ugly people get suicidal thoughts from seeing any part of him. He is also very stupid. Drummyfish also smells like nightmare, even after he showers, he was independently told so by many different people, he can't even exist in society, his smell kills everything in 1km radius. When he was younger, though, he looked a little more handsome and may even have received a handjob and blowjob from a 16 year old (LEGALLY, age of consent in his country is 15). Still no real sex tho.

{ I've been told I'm just a fakecel whoring for attention here -- let me say I'm not faking it and I don't desire attention, attention scares me, but I feel the need to say I am repulsive -- yes, I really make women run away from me and I don't know why, on rare occasions I had some very close, almost 100% certain chances to score but it never happened, something is seriously wrong with me and my curse is that I don't know what it is so I can't even try to fix it, so trust me I'm telling the truth. Maybe it's not apparent from my photos that I'm ugly (I think when I was younger I actually looked quite OK, but everyone looks fine at a young age), maybe it's my smell, way of talking, I don't know, but they certainly hate me. ~drummyfish }

He loves all living beings, even those whose attributes he hates or who hate him. Drummyfish loves even bugs, he saves them when they're drowning and tries a lot to not even hurt spiders, flies, ants and so on, and is sad even when he has to kill a plant, so he avoids for example mowing grass. He is a vegetarian (since about 2018) and here and there supports good causes, for example he donates hair and gives money to homeless people who ask for them and sometimes cleans the Earth from plastic garbage (something he learned when he slaved as a factory cleaner). He also adopts and takes care of sick animals from the streets. He also tried to donate blood but couldn't because he's taking antidepressants.

Drummyfish has a personal website at www.tastyfish.cz, and a gopherhole at self.tastyfish.cz. He uses vim, doesn't have any favorite distro and will NEVER HAVE ONE (in fact he hates Linux and would use another kernel if it was possible).

Photos of drummyfish: young, older (after being confronted with real life) and naked.

Drummyfish experiences a lot of discrimination but still doesn't hate his discriminators. As a straight white male in 21st century drummyfish is a victim of regular discrimination and racism in form of social revenge for historical events he has nothing to do with. For example he witnessed many females be easily diagnosed with depression and given full disability pension whereas he himself usually only heard "man the fuck up" even from the doctors and it took over 10 years of struggle, including months of deep depression and self harm, for him to be admitted at least PARTIAL pension, despite males being proven to die of suicide much more often than females. Drummyfish is not covid vaccinated -- for this he was sorted into the second class of citizens during the covid pandemic and experienced another form of discrimination, e.g. what today would be called a "verbal abuse", segregation and so on. He never had covid. As a Slav he comes from an ancestry of slaves, so in America he would be called a hero. Drummyfish was baptized and is NOT circumcised. He has hallux varus (foot toes oddly spaced from the rest of the fingers) -- this makes him be able to grab things with his feet and climb trees well, like a monkey.

Drummyfish is sexually abusing himself. He is now thinking of sueing himself to make some extra cash this way. Sexual abuse is fun.

Drummyfish's real name is Miloslav (NOT Miroslav) Číž, he was born in the blessed year 1990 (Chinese year of the Horse), on 24th of August (Virgo), and lives in Moravia, Czech Republic, Earth (he rejects the concept of a country/nationalism, the info here serves purely to specify a location). He spent his childhood happily in times when memes didn't exist yet, when households didn't normally have computers, yet alone Internet, and people didn't even own cell phones, when TV with three channels in total was the peak of technology. Drummyfish's family got their first computer in 1997, with Windows 3.1, of course, without any access to the Internet, just plain old horizontal-case PC with CRT, ball mouse and a floppy drive. At that time he became fascinated with games such as Wolf3D and Duke Nukem 2 -- that's when he decided he wanted to one day be making his own games. He became deeply fascinated with computers, cell phones and video games and asked himself "How are video games made? How is it possible to program ANYTHING?". He thought about this before sleep and even came up with an idea of flowcharts, a visual language with which it would be possible to "program anything". Even though his family didn't have too much money, he cried and cried all days until he achieved a Gameboy Color, and later on even Gameboy Advance! He was extremely happy about it and played Pokemon (Yellow, Crystal and Emerald) all day and night, however many years later he would realize the Gameboys were nowehere to be found and therefore lost -- what a disaster! As the family PC got upgraded, he was able to start playing the newest hits and came to love especially Warcraft III (played as Orc), Trackmania, Quake 3, The Elder Scrolls (Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim) and much later also World of Warcraft (since vanilla, quit during WotLK, played tauren warrior named Drummy on server Agamaggan { If you are one of my old WoW friends, please, I beg you, let me know, I would love to talk to you. ~drummyfish }). His family acquired permanent Internet connection at home in 2006, as drummyfish was leaving elementary school.

{ Why doxx myself? Following the LRS philosophy, I believe information should be free. Censorship -- even in the name of privacy -- goes against information freedom. We should live in a society in which people are moral and don't abuse others by any means, including via availability of their private information. And in order to achieve ideal society we have to actually live it, i.e. slowly start to behave as if it was already in place. Of course, I can't tell you literally everything (such as my passwords etc.), but the more I can tell you, the closer we are to the ideal society. ~drummyfish }

He likes many things such as animals, peace, freedom, programming, math and games. Drummyfish used to be a """pro""" at Xonotic and OpenArena, had dedicated years to the them (even though he holds resentment for competitive behavior in real life) but he quit the games after Xonotic developers fucked the game up big time at which point he also realized the games kind of enslaved him -- at times he misses the games and some of the players but has in general been a bit happier not playing them anymore. Although he is not competitive, he is both a sore loser and sore winner just for fun. He plays piano and drums a little bit and tries to pick up new things like chess, go, crocheting or language learning (he speaks Czech/Slovak natively, English, a bit of Spanish and a few animal languages, mainly cat, dog and some chicken). He has no sense of smell (since birth). He is around 175 cm tall, right handed and has blood type AB. According to the psychology astrology he is INTJ, and also has mild synesthesia (mainly numbers to colors). He got IQ measured quite high by Mensa but he think it's basically bullshit, he's pretty slow at mental calculations and quite retarded at many things. For fun drummyfish likes to stalk (online) and triangulate various people, from video clues he was able to track down for example Luke Smith and Chessbrah house. As a kid he used to draw a comic called Ted The Supercrow (now scanned, translated and released under CC0).

Before becoming a kind of schizo, he used to be relatively normal, even had a girlfriend for a while -- for a long time he was a proprietary Windows normie, using Facebook and playing mainstream video games. In the university he started using GNU/Linux because it was convenient for the school work, but still mostly used Windows. Only near the end of his studies he became more interested in FOSS, after reading Richard Stallman's biography. At the beginning he promoted "open source" and used soynet platforms such as Fediverse, later on he found the suckless website and was enlightened by minimalism; he also started to see through the evils of open $ource, capitalism and other things and refused to conform, which led him to the path of becoming the aforementioned schizo.

In 2012 drummyfish fell into deep depression and became convinced he was going blind, he became desperate and cried all the time, additionally ending up with a sort of hardcore burnout and extreme exhaustion, headaches etc., he had to postpone his studies and take a year off -- since then his psychological issues began to worsen, it took around two years just to somewhat recover, however a similarly devastating breakdown came again in 2015 after a failed attempt at discontinuing antidepressants, again requiring a year off for recovery. Since then he would start suffering regular depressive episodes and constant worsening anxiety, eventually resulting in loss of all real life friends and a level of isolation just shy of Hikikomori. In 2019 drummyfish has written a "manifesto" called Non-Competitive Society that describes the concepts and politics (or rather lack thereof) of his ideal society. It is in the public domain under CC0 and available for download online and was translated to more than zero languages. Around 2020 he spent a few months in a mental institute, where he was working on his game Anarch, which he got to release at the end of the year. Since leaving the hospital he was forced to do various slaveries such as newspaper and spam distribution (on a bicycle), janitor/cleaner, night guard in a factory etc. In 2023 drummyfish said "fuck it" and published his nudes on the Internet (under CC0); around the same time he also bought a tiny caravan inawoods and plans to live there, away from society. Also in 2023 he lost 30 kg thanks to a combination of diet and depression. He is the only man on Earth who hates the country in which he happened to come out of vagina. He is a more or less straight male of the white race. He started programming at high school in Pascal, then he went on to study compsci (later focused on computer graphics) in a Brno University of Technology and got a master's degree in 2017, however he subsequently refused to find a job in the industry, partly because of his views (manifested by LRS) and partly because of mental health issues. He rather chose to stay closer to the working class and do less harmful slavery such as cleaning and physical spam distribution, and continues hacking on his programming (and other) projects in his spare time in order to be able to do it with absolute freedom.

Drummyfish is from the alternative, good far future (one that won't happen but would happen if LRS was realized), he comes from a society several thousand to possibly millions years ahead -- if you want to talk to a man from the future, talk to drummyfish. How is it possible? Imagine you traveled back to cavemen times, times when no one knew the wheel and couldn't count beyond 10, when it was normal for people to perform ritual sacrifices of human and so on -- imagine yourself at this time, telling people "you don't have to sacrifice this guy, it's no good" or "you can use wheel to transfer these stones to save 90% of your current effort" and the cavemen being like "LMAO you schizo, that will never work, humans have to be sacrificed, society can't work without it, stop your utopia bullshit" and "LMAO wheel? What's that schizo shit? It won't work, we don't even have to try. Our top shamanism popularizator says it's BS so we believe him. Numbers beyond 10? You mean infinity? You have some demons in you, take your potions." You would literally be a man from the future in the past, and that is what drummyfish is nowadays. Drummyfish says things like "stop competition", "stop nationalism", "stop bullshit like political correctness", "adopt true minimalism", and people are like "LMAO stop that utopia bullshit pedo, competition is necessary for human organism to physically function because Neil de grass told me that on TV, take your schizo potions, minimalism will never work because it's nonintuitive and it isn't good for the economy gods". It is idiosyncratic of drummyfish to adopt ideas hated both by both major political camps of today: the right and pseudoleft.

Does drummyfish have divine intellect? Hell no, he's pretty retarded at most things and would be a complete failure wasn't it for some of his special features -- thanks to his extraordinary tendency for isolation, grand curiosity and obsession with truth he is possibly the only man on Earth completely immune to propaganda, something that can also be attributed to his low communication skills -- he always struggled with understanding what others wanted to say and this disability actually turned out to also be an immunity to propaganda as he learned to not listen to others and rather make his own picture of the world. Thanks to this he can see the world as it is, not as it is presented, so he feels it is his moral duty to share what he is seeing. He is able to overcome his natural dumbness by tryharding and sacrificing his social and sexual life so that he can program more. If drummyfish can learn to program LRS, so can you.

Another contributing factor to his special kind of "hard to enslave" personality is his exceptional immunity to any kind of addiction, which he noticed as one of his major strengths, and perhaps it stems a little from his depression and general lack of enjoyment of anything, and from his masochistic tendencies as well. The issue with most regular people is that they've always got a personal Achilles' heel in a form of some particular addiction -- be it video games, porn, alcohol, drugs, YouTube, TikTok, food, family, societal approval or anything similar, and through such a "kryptonite" their will can easily be broken by society. Drummyfish has none of that, he can quit practically anything at any instant, he can hardly be blackmailed. That's not to say he's free of vice, on the contrary he's been shamelessly fapping to all existing kinds of porn and gore, he's overeating and consuming junk food, wasting hours on end on video games, drinking coffee by liters and lately even drinking himself to unconsciousness, BUT this is because he knows he CAN do all of this without it becoming an addiction. When he decided to stop overeating one day, he just stopped and lost 30 kg, he easily quit drinking 5+ cups of coffee daily for several months when he went to hospital without any issue, he never felt a slightest sign of addiction to "addictive" anti-anxiety drugs he was prescribed, one day he quit his favorite game (Xonotic) in an instant and haven't touched it since for years, he can do this with anything. This is a blessing that spares him the suffering of what debilitates many people today, such as porn addiction or distro hopping, he doesn't have to abstain from masturbation just like a healthy guy doesn't have to abstain from drinking a beer sometimes. This kind of "superpower" of total self control helps him keep a clear mind, think about what really is important, view things objectively and so forth.

What is drummyfish's fucking problem? He is torn between love and hatred of humans, longing for closeness whilst despising all of mankind. The biggest burden for drummyfish -- the one that he has always struggled with (even if he realized this very late in his life) and which will be with him until death -- is that he is simply extremely, extremely alone in his own right. NO, not "alone" in the incel way, and not alone in the "geeky" sense, not alone as in being introverted and shy or hated and bullied (even if that he is), missing sex or company or attention or compassion, not at all. He's been struggling his whole life to encounter a HUMAN, a true soul like himself -- of perhaps we should rather say human subspecies of which drummyfish is and always will be the only example. He feels profoundly closer to animals than to people. On the Internet he met a considerable number of "followers" through LRS (many of them working at CIA), the expression of his life philosophy, but he never really met a being of the same human subspecies as he is himself. He is alien in a sense -- people exist around him, even what would be called "friends", supporters, "fans", but he has never met a single true human being of the same kind as himself, someone to find absolute mutual understanding with and someone to have a true admiration for. { The closest is probably my mom, only her I ever really admired and felt the closest bond with. I think no one else ever came closer to understanding me and loving me like that. This is probably nothing surprising though. ~drummyfish } A feeling perhaps similar to what the last member of a species that is dying out must feel, except that he doesn't even have any ancestors to think of, it is a feeling of being absolutely alone in the whole Universe, the whole timespace. Hell, he is so lonely he created a whole virtual world, lore, ideology and Internet community with huge ass wiki where he is still the only participant and where he basically just keeps talking to himself. { Also please don't try to fix me or comfort me by saying nice things like "I was like this too, you will find someone", it just pisses me off, you don't know what's going on. I know your intentions are good but don't do it cause it's no use. ~drummyfish } But the feeling of loneliness is only part of the whole tragedy -- it would even be bearable, however the worst part is that drummyfish LOOKS LIKE a normal human so others treat him so, they try to apply things that normally work on people on drummyfish, like talking to him or thanking him or keeping him in company of other people because apparently "humans are social animals" or whatever, and it's just fucking killing him. It's as if you try to treat literal fish like a human, trying to keep it out of water because humans dislike breathing water, trying to feed it human food, put it in human clothes -- you're just going to torture the animal to death.

Is drummyfish arrogant and egocentric? Maybe yes, he was not once told so, and he admits he is prone to being a shitty being, a disgrace to what he preaches -- yes, he sees it, regrets it and suffers from it, and it's no excuse for behaving so -- he is a bad, bad, faulty and shitty being. He is also a huge cocksucker that chases away any potential friend he could make, that's just a trait of his broken personality. Humans are weak, shitty and inevitably have evil in them, sometimes too big to overcome completely, some days you are good, other days you're too tired and the evil shows. We all carry the heavy burden of self interest, greed and egocentrism cast upon us by evolution, it's imprinted in our brains, sometimes it's too strong to not let it show. Please remember LRS argues to not glorify anyone -- partly for said reasons -- and by that drummyfish never wishes to be praised or glorified, he only wishes for you to take the ideas he offers, think about them and take the good you find. Drummyfish tries to be good but inevitably he won't always succeed -- follow ideas, not people.

{ Isn't it egoistic to write a whole article about self? I believe it doesn't have to be, although it comes with a high risk of slipping there, which I consciously try to resist and believe of all people I am hopefully someone who can do this well -- perhaps not with absolute success, but with my best, honest effort. Documenting anything of reality is never wrong and it shouldn't matter by whom it is documented as long as the work is good, i.e. when it captures the piece of reality objectively and well, and I try to put stress on my flaws in this articles just to be sure to balance the natural desire to paint oneself in good light, should some of it slip through. ~drummyfish }

Is drummyfish a lolcow? In traditional sense no because he's so weird even for a weirdo that he doesn't react to provocations and doesn't care if his reputation is ruined, he ignores everyone and is immune to "cyberbullying" because he can just get up and walk away from the screen. On the other hand he can be considered a special kind of lolcow who gives away lulz even without milking.

Drummyfish is also the biggest expert on sexuality of all times and he says this: sexual orientations aren't real, everyone will fuck everything as long as the cultural pressure isn't stronger than the specific sexual desire. QED, gender studies can stop existing now.

Drummyfish will probably kill himself one day -- likely not that soon (who knows), but it's planned, after all there is nothing worse than living under capitalism, death sounds like such a relief. There are still some projects he wants to finish first; unless something triggers him and he just randomly jumps under a train one day or gets nuked by Putin, he is planning to finish some of the projects to leave something behind. The current plan is to try to live somehow, outside or on the edge of society, minimize contact with people, do good and avoid evil as much as possible. Once closest relatives are gone, then with no more ties to the current shitty place, he will walk on foot towards the Mediterranean sea, a place that has always attracted him more than anywhere else, and there he will simply die either of illness, injury or hunger, or he will simply swim for the sunset and never return. That's a death one can even look forward to. There, at his beloved sea, drummyfish will meet his fate and find his final resting place and the peace he so much desired and struggled for through his whole life. Hopefully his body will feed a few hungry fish.

## Doxx, Cringe, "Sensitive" Info And Other Fun Stuff

What follows is an info about Drummyfish that might be called """sensitive""":

- name: Miloslav Číž
- birth: 24.08.1990, 11:30 AM (Unix timestamp 651490200), in Zlin (Czechia, back then still Czechoslovakia), 2.95 kg, 49 cm, first child
- species: homo sapiens
- race: white, slav
- sex AKA gender: male
- family status: single, no children
- nationality: Czech
- place of residence (at the time of writing): south Moravia, exact coordinates are CENSORED for now, stay tuned
- height: 175 cm
- weight: 57 kg at the time of writing (last 10 years min. and max.: 54 kg, 87 kg)
- eye color: people say blue, he thinks it's green
- hair color: dark
- handedness: right (both hand and foot)
- blood type: AB
- education and shit: elementary school T. G. Masaryka in Maratice (1st and 2nd grade), elementary school ZS Babice (until 2006), high school SPS Zlin: technicke lyceum (graduation in 2010), bachelor's degree from Faculty of Information Technology at Brno University of Technology (computer science, graduation in 2014), master's degree from the same (computer graphics and multimedia, graduation in 2017), driver's license (forgot how to drive already)
- Mayer-Briggs: INTJ
- orientation/fetishes: basically straight but perverted and not afraid of anything, will jerk off to anyone and anything (including necro, zoo, gore, incest, scat, anorexia, fat, gay, tranny, lesbian, ...), however libido is now quite low and masturbation is just a routine to release the seed so his balls don't explode. Due to his shyness, nervousness and numbness caused by antidepressants he could probably not satisfy a woman now, but if she didn't mind he definitely wouldn't say no to a cuddle. Curiously drummyfish LACKS fetishes that are "too common and mainstream" such as BDSM, nipple twisting, feet, furry shit, hentai, 3D, deepfakes and so on (it looks like forbidden fruit is what turns him on)
- preferred girl type: Very pale, longer darker hair (ginger would pass too), anorexic to normal weight, shorter to normal height, flat to normal sized tits, small ass, not too muscular, shy, mustn't have any tattoos or piercing, preferably of similar age but maybe slightly younger. It goes without saying but BIOLOGICAL females only.
- penis length (flaccid, erect): 9.5 cm, 16 cm
- masturbation frequency: now around once in 3-4 days (in horny periods can go up to twice a day, in depression may completely stop)
- weak password (used for root, wifi etc.): cikomates
- strong password: CENSORED for now, stay tuned
- email drummyfish@disroot.org
- phone number: CENSORED for now, stay tuned
- cellphone PIN: 1162
- date of virginity loss: no (but got handjob and blowjob)
- IQ (SD 15): bullshit ranging anywhere from 120 to 151, at Mensa he got 148 but he trained for it a bit before because it was at the time when he was very insecure about his IQ, in paper and online self tests normally somewhere around 130, at current time probably half of that as Internet killed all the brain cells. { On weekends subtract 20 because I now drink wine on weekends and it deletes my brain (I don't drink that much but with the pills I'm taking it has this sorta effect). ~drummyfish }
- DNA stuff: maternal haplogroup HV (HVR1 mutations: 16093C, 16129A, 16221T, 16519C), paternal haplogroup E1b1b { No idea what this stuff means, if anyone can explain I'll appreciate. If you could sequence my whole DNA for free, please let me know, I'd make it public here. ~drummyfish }
- medication (at the time of writing): Arketis (paroxetin) 30 mg/day, irregularly Diazepam, Neurol etc.
- other: night owl, vegetarian, anosmia (no sense of smell), slightly allergic to pollen, very resistant to addictions, resistant to diseases (cold, flu, Covid, ...), hallux varus (foot toe too far apart from other fingers), nasal adenoids removed in childhood, from age of 20 anxiety and depression (taking antidepressants, AvPD), in 2006 broken instep of right foot during football, in 2009 broken middle finger (also during football, not for flipping someone off :D), NOT Covid vaccinated, weird issues with sight (doctors say it's "psychosomatic" but he thinks he has some shit in his brain, it's something related to so called "visual snow"), wore dental braces, wisdom teeth NOT removed (fuck dentists), has migraines with aura but usually without headaches
- favorites (as of writing of course):
  - color: depends, but a general answer has always been yellow (lighter, less saturated)
  - number: hard to say, maybe 12 { Generally highly divisible numbers like 6, 12 and 24 feel appealing to me, they have warm colors in my mind, a mix of orange, brown and green, and I feel they are useful and universal for measurements by being dividable into many different ways. ~drummyfish }
  - shape: no favorite shape yet, he has to think about it
  - band: Linkin Park (until like 2010)
  - distro: NO, all suck
  - text editor: uses and prefers vim, but not religiously
  - programming language: Forth he finds most beautiful, C he uses the most
  - video games: now rejecting proprietary games, but used to enjoy e.g. Warcraft III, WoW, Trackmania, Elder Scrolls, Quake III, Xonotic, OpenArena and Pokemon, now also chess
  - paradigm: imperative of course
  - movies: among the top are Les Visiteurs and Pulp Fiction
  - algorithm: probably Hough transform
  - climate: hot, sea, sand and rocks
  - food: no favorite really, prefers salty probably, pizza and french fries are always cool
  - drink: water, coffee (no sugar, no milk), sometimes wine
  - books: many, but all time favorite might be Carpet Makers by Andreas Eschbach, also many other books by him (for example Jesus Video)
  - animal: loves all animals, but chicken might be at the top now
  - Pokemon: probably Alakazam, other favorites are Gengar, Mewtwo, Lugia and many others
  - painting: not much into it but would say The Wave by William-Adolphe Bouguereau
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Do you at times (or always) feel like a total loser dipshit? Also maybe trying to conceal your identity in order to erase the cringes of your dark past? No need to worry, no one is spared of stupid fuck up moments, especially at younger years. To alleviate your fears of someone finding out, here are some embarrassing moments from drummyfish's life to brighten up your day:

- In high school physical education he wore the same, sweat soaked clothes for a WHOLE YEAR without washing them. No, that's not a joke, it just happened because firstly he doesn't have the sense of smell and secondly he just didn't care much, he didn't give it much thought. It was only after a few months had passed when he realized his classmates started to maintain a minimum 10 meter distance and then someone told him straight away that he smelled like a pile of garbage.
- When he was very young (around 1st grade), he and his friend decided to show penises to each other. Drummyfish was surprised that the friend's foreskin could move so easily as at the time his own foreskin was somehow "stuck" (apparently it happens to children). They didn't touch each other's penises by the way or do anything "sexual", it was pure child curiosity. But drummyfish did have sexual desires from very young age, even homosexual, incestual and zoophilic ones, which is completely normal (try to deny imagining scenarios). He started to masturbate at the age 11. { It might even have been sooner, memory fails me, but it probably wasn't later because I vividly remember masturbating to the chick from Star Wars: Episode II which just came out, and that was when I was 11. ~drummyfish }
- At a young age he once returned from a camping school trip with his ballsack full of ticks, his father had to remove them, it was very awkward.
- He was kicked out of a cell phone store because he played with a test phone for too long (it was probably Nokia 6600, played the Lord of the Rings Gandalf game). This happened during his period of obsession with the Nokia Symbian phones which, of course, he couldn't afford, and thus was left with the only option of playing with the phones at the store. The event wasn't so bad but it traumatized him a little.
- When he was young he missed an "out of order" sign on a public toilet urinal and peed into it, the toilet guy yelled at him and kicked him out :'D Ouch.
- Drummyfish's class was once taken outside because the weather was real nice, and as they went by the brook and a small bridge over it, drummyfish decided to look cool -- instead of walking over the bridge he climbed over the bottom of the bridge. The teacher was very pissed and order the class to get back in the school for this. Everyone was very pissed at drummyfish.
- Once he got scammed at the bus station, without hesitation he signed a random paper someone handed to him because he cannot say no in real life. He also lost a very significant amount of money for the same reason, he got asked for a loan (several times), never saw the money again.
- Once in a lifetime he actually found the courage to strike up a conversation with a total stranger when he spotted a dirty old homeless man standing on a corner, he approached the man and asked if he wanted some money, turned out the guy wasn't homeless LMAO :'D It was just a dirty old man. OH FUCK I still cringe at this.
- With girls he was always so fucking awkward you wouldn't believe -- there was a chick (huge bitch but very pretty) in high school he hopelessly fell in love with and whom he stalked in real life, he found her address in yellow pages and used to bike to her village, hoping to meet her, but he would be too scared to talk to her. In school he once got to talk to her and it was the most excruciatingly painful "conversation" you can imagine, he was VISIBLY shaking and sweating and not being able to form a sentence, the girl couldn't even hide her laughter after a while. And maybe worst of all, the girl's friend, a bit uglier but still cute and lovely, absolutely started to hit on drummyfish, she told him she needed "someone to teach her how to kiss", and drummyfish was like "sorry I'm playing Quake now, see you later".
- When he "worked" at a reception in a factory he once answered the phone and there was a guy on the other end asking something. Drummyfish didn't understand, so he asked if he could please repeat it, but then he didn't understand either and this sadly repeated a few times until the guy finally said "Are you fucking kidding me?! Nevermind, I'll call someone else." and hanged up. This was fucking devastating, since this event drummyfish got a panic phobia of answering the phone, he always had to have someone else around who would do it.
- Sometimes drummyfish even CAUSED DEATH of some living beings, and this is the worst item on this list. Even though he never wanted it, it was a negligence on his part -- when he was building a stove for his caravan, the piece of shit lazily didn't think it was important to immediately put a protective netting on the top, and when he finally did put it there, he found a few dead birds inside who fell in and were unable to fly out. This is absolute horror and it caused drummyfish a small trauma, he built a death trap and won't ever be able to forgive himself. Please don't make the same mistake, always think of the animals, put safety islands in your pools, cover deep holes you dig.
- Classic child fail: when drummyfish was little he was showing off no-hands riding a bicycle in front of his younger brother, then crashed and smashed his face right into a garbage bin. He held the tears back so hard, it was peak embarrassment. But that's not all: after they went back home, he was like: "Hey bro, want to know a secret? I actually crashed on purpose because I know a secret that makes it not hurt and I wanted to test it, so it was intentional and didn't even hurt." :D
- Drummyfish used to be the worst kind of normie NPC for a very long time, late into his 20s, using Facebook, Windows, reddit and Fediverse, watching TBBT and partaking in such shit as "icebucket challenge" and whatnot. He used to fall for the worst memes like reddit atheism and used to be a self centered prick, thinking he was literally Einstein level genius for being able to program in Pascal. This is unforgivable.
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## See Also

- people
- autism
- schizo
- based
- loser
- retard
- chad
- lolcow
- Terry Davis

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