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# Elon Mu$k

This article is part of the defamation series of articles.

Elon Musk, elas known as Felon Max, is an enormous capitalist dick. He is afroamerican. Elon's hair is the least fake thing about him. Too bad they don't transplant brains yet, right? His IQ is immeasurably low, he barely even passes the mirror self recognition test but he likes to LARP as Einstein on Twitter, it's super cringe, he's like a child, just more retarded and uglier.

Lololol how pathetic, this faggot PUBLICLY LIED for years about being good at games to make himself look cooler to zoomers, he made up having been a semi pro at Quake lol, he paid people to grind his game accounts, then streamed playing the games and despite having top characters on the ladder showed he didn't understand how to play the fucking games LMAOOOOOO, he reluctantly admitted it now :D How the fuck were people supposed to believe he is running 20 companies while also being able to put enough time to be at the top of competitive game ladders FKN SHIT. EVERY SINGLE ENTREPRENEUR IS A FUCKING PATHOLOGICAL LIAR, when will people fucking realize this.

Musk's company Neuralink killed 1500 animals in 4 years, was charged with animal cruelty (sauce).

Elon's Teslas are now frying people alive cause the batteries explode during minor traffic accidents and door refuse to open because they're too smart AKA fly-by-wire AKA high tech AKA modern technology.

Elon was born 1971 in Africa. How come he's white then? No one knows. He got so successful at business he won numerous awards and prizes, including Faggot of the Year and personal handjob from president Trump.

TODO: more dirt

TODO: that moment he tried to play superhero when the kids got stuck in the cave :D

{ You cannot untweet me here, bitch, this isn't your platform yet :D Fuck you Felon. ~drummyfish }

Okay, let's give this one to him: Grok and Grokipedia are proprietary, bloated and shitty AI modernism, but at least THANK GOD for the lack of censorship, that seems like one genuinely cool(ish) thing and this alone, isolated from everything else, is based. At least this one mainstream piece of bloat provides small counterweight to Wikipedia and the pseudoleftist cancer by openly talking about races, genders and similar stuff, at least it's not obsessed with mainstream notability (it fkn made an article on Anarch), at least menos mal that this one crappy chatbot ACTUALLY ANSWERS when I ask it for the rudest swearword in a language or where to find the results of the Nazi experiments on humans, that feels like a little bit of fresh air. And even though Wikipedia spergs out and puts Grokipedia to categories such as "conspiracy theory websites" (the fucking hell :D), it doesn't even feel like rightist counter propaganda, genuinely just reads like a normal encyclopedia before SJWs took over.

## See Also

- Elizabeth Holmes
- Bill gates
- Steve Jobs

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